Making love in a London Park

A boy and a girl were cought in a London park making love.

The ploice man that cought them took them to court and had a witness.

In the court the ploiceman testifies that this young man and woman were making love in the park.

Judge : Your witness

Witness: Mr. Smith

Judge: Mr. Smith, please Swear to say the whole truth and give us your full name, Age and profession.

Withess: I swear to say the whole trouth and nothing but the trouth, My name is John Smith, I am 44 and I am a poet

Judge: What did you see ?

Witness: I saw this boy and this girl fucking in the park

Judge: Since you are a poet, can't you say this in a more poetic way ?

Withness: yes your honour ;

I was walking in the bushes, when I saw this pair

His pants were down and here legs were bare

His you know what was in here you know where

And if that aint called fucking well I wouldn't have been there